Don Perignon was in church for a while 'old men and women when they finally arrive. During the wait, had filled a bit 'too much glass, so to dispose of some' nervous. When they all sat down and did a bit 'of silence finally debuted Father:
"Comrades, friends, brothers, and maybe even sisters. Today, the house of the Lord, was consumed by a blasphemy, never seen in 30 years of vocation. Yes, dear countrymen, was stolen the basket of offerings, and all its contents. "There was a pause stage to allow the words to stick in the mind of the" public ". Then he went on.
"The fact is happened after Mass in the house of the Lord! FROM ONE OF YOU! And we are here today To bring together, to discover the culprit. "
Everyone began to shout against each other, blaming one or the other.
"Moèghea, pack gaine dee! Weight is the ninth of me! What if hip to crack! "
" Stop, flock of chickens! You are worse than my grandmother! Which is also dead. "
"Comrades, friends, brothers, and maybe even sisters. Today, the house of the Lord, was consumed by a blasphemy, never seen in 30 years of vocation. Yes, dear countrymen, was stolen the basket of offerings, and all its contents. "There was a pause stage to allow the words to stick in the mind of the" public ". Then he went on.
"The fact is happened after Mass in the house of the Lord! FROM ONE OF YOU! And we are here today To bring together, to discover the culprit. "
Everyone began to shout against each other, blaming one or the other.
"Moèghea, pack gaine dee! Weight is the ninth of me! What if hip to crack! "
" Stop, flock of chickens! You are worse than my grandmother! Which is also dead. "
Nothing! As if he had not said anything, everyone kept yelling and blaming.
"BASTAAA, MAS-CIO GOD !!!!"
" BASTAAA, DIVINITY 'pig !!!!".
"BASTAAA, MAS-CIO GOD !!!!"
" BASTAAA, DIVINITY 'pig !!!!".
There was a deafening silence. Everyone turned astonished eyes wide open. The father realized that he exaggerated the fault of the pre-prosecchino sermon. From the back of the church, the place usually reserved for the disabled, got up a chorus of very seasoned, the now anzianotte sisters of the parish.
"Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners. And at the hour of our death. ... Amen Hail Mary. " Then he stood
Sister Albina:
"Lino, SA Ghetto fate?! But drio schersare site, nea House of Lord Santisimo Benedeto? But the site format? That appears when you ghe finger, has run from fiol the devil! You preach so well, but you Rasoli mae! "
" Lino, what did you do?! Are you kidding, in the house of the Lord Blessed Blessed? Are you crazy? What you have said, is a son of the devil! Preach so well, but Razzoli evil! "
"Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners. And at the hour of our death. ... Amen Hail Mary. " Then he stood
Sister Albina:
"Lino, SA Ghetto fate?! But drio schersare site, nea House of Lord Santisimo Benedeto? But the site format? That appears when you ghe finger, has run from fiol the devil! You preach so well, but you Rasoli mae! "
" Lino, what did you do?! Are you kidding, in the house of the Lord Blessed Blessed? Are you crazy? What you have said, is a son of the devil! Preach so well, but Razzoli evil! "
At this point they were all really shocked. They got up and began to inveigh against the priest, they felt "blasphemous" or "Son of the devil." But the climax was reached when two of the confusion Gossip, The Mary and the year, stood up and shouted in unison:
"Thief! This is being lu! Thief, thief, thief! Blasphemous! Te ghe stuff the suits oferta! "
" Thief! And 'He did it! Thief, thief, thief! Blasphemous! Did you steal the deals! "
" Thief! And 'He did it! Thief, thief, thief! Blasphemous! Did you steal the deals! "
At this point the father, humiliated to death, left the church. Crying.
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